Fear of Armageddon is on the rise so people are fleeing to France to wait out the end times...
|Know thy enemy!|
The Mayan calendar ends on December 21, 2012 so, logically, the world will no doubt end on the same date. If this wasn't bad news enough I'm still reeling from the whole Y2K thing when everything from computers to toaster ovens turned on us and tried to take over the world all because they couldn't comprehend the date changing from 1999 to 2000.
France is the only safe place for people fearing the coming death-storm. A few of us Illuminati understand that aliens have intervened to give our leaders and scientists technological breakthroughs throughout the ages. So following the idea that the rest of the world had running water and toilets when France got theirs in 1988, we can see that our alien overlords seem completely ignorant of them.
But, apparently, when fire and brimstone destroy us from above somehow next December it's not all of France that will be spared, but only a small part: The village of Bugarach which is home to some 200 people. It's located in the southwest, east of the Pyrenees.
Ten years ago a man who lived in this idyllic locale wrote a post about all of his alien encounters and how the tallest mountain in the area is no doubt a cover for a huge underground UFO base because he heard humming coming from it. Since then this message of subterranean space ships has gone viral and now has a lot of believers. So many that the mayor of Bugarach is threatening to call in the military if anymore pilgrims show up.